Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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