they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
