Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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