suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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