at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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