Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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