Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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