help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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