You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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