idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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its like you know when i get waxed
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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