No stitches, just platelets and will power
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I cut my penus on the lid.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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