Having a random hookup so left but love u
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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