Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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