VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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