i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
