So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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