I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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