I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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