If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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