I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Randomize
