i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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