The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
This is classic penis vs brain.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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