For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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