I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
