We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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