How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
