i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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