that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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