so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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