I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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