The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
