did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Will exercising make me less horny?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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