I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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