so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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