No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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