What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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