at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Acid is not a monday night drug
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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