S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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