Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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