yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
