I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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