Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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