Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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