Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
