That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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