could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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