So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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