I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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