hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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