i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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